Greetings, proud owner of a Castile Bar of Olive Oil Soap! You’ve just acquired a luxurious, all-natural soap that will make you feel like a fancy-pants nobleman or noblewoman from the Middle Ages. But before you start scrubbing, let’s go over some important information in this owner’s manual.
First of all, we have to warn you: this soap is not edible. It smells heavenly, but please resist the urge to take a bite. We know, we know, it’s tempting, but trust us on this one. Eating soap is not a good idea, unless you want a foamy mouth and a bellyache.
Secondly, get ready for some intense hydration. This soap is like a moisturizing superhero, swooping in to save your dry, flaky skin. You’ll feel so soft and silky, you’ll be tempted to snuggle up with yourself. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for it.
Thirdly, don’t be surprised if your soap develops a personality. Some Castile Bars of Olive Oil Soap have been known to start singing show tunes or cracking jokes. If this happens, just go with the flow and enjoy the company of your new sudsy friend.
Fourthly, this soap is multipurpose. You can use it to wash your hair, your body, your pets, your car, and even your floors. Just don’t use it as toothpaste, unless you want to taste olive oil for the rest of your life.
Finally, if you have any questions or concerns about your Castile Bar of Olive Oil Soap, please contact us. We may not have all the answers, but we’ll do our best to help. And if all else fails, just remember: when in doubt, lather up!
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